It's Friday, lighten up, the stock market is up

I have always questioned whether Al Sharpton was really a preacher, since he has no church.

So when I heard that Al Sharpton was the guest preacher at a nearby black church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.

As I was sitting in a pew, Reverend Sharpton came up to me (I don't know why ……. maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church).

He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the power of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the power of God, you will walk today."

I told Reverend Al that I was not paralyzed.

He came back later and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing: "By the power of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the power of God, You will walk today. "

Again I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside.

And lo and behold, my car had been stolen.