Submitted by Michael Snyder of The
Economic Collapse blog,
Why did the U.S. government spend 2.6 million dollars to train Chinese
prostitutes to drink responsibly? Why did the U.S. government spend $175,587
"to determine if cocaine makes Japanese quail engage in sexually risky
behavior"? Why did the U.S. government spend nearly a million dollars on a new
soccer field for detainees being held at Guantanamo Bay? This week when I saw
that the IRS was about to pay out 70 million dollars in bonuses to their
employees and that the U.S. government was going to be leaving 7 billion dollars
worth of military equipment behind in Afghanistan, it caused me to reflect on
all of the other crazy ways that the government has been wasting our money in
recent years. So I decided to go back through my previous articles and put
together a list. I call it "The Waste List".
Even though our politicians insist that there is very little that can still
be cut out of the budget, the truth is that the federal budget is absolutely
drowning in pork. The following are 66 crazy ways that the U.S. government is
wasting your hard-earned money...
#1 The
IRS is about to pay out
70 million dollars in bonuses to employees even though
discretionary bonuses are supposed to be cancelled due to the sequester.
#2
According to the Washington Post, the U.S. government is going to leave
7 billion dollars worth of military equipment behind in
Afghanistan.
#3 It
is being projected that the trip that the Obamas will be making to Africa will
cost U.S. taxpayers
$100,000,000.
#4 The
NIH plans to spend
$509,840 on a study that "will send text messages in 'gay
lingo' to methamphetamine addicts to try to persuade them to use fewer drugs and
more condoms."
#5 The
National Science Foundation has given
$384,949 to Yale University to do a study on “Sexual Conflict,
Social Behavior and the Evolution of Waterfowl Genitalia”. Try not to laugh,
but much of this research involves examining and measuring the reproductive
organs of male ducks.
#6 The
IRS spent
$60,000 on a film parody of “Star Trek” and a film parody of
“Gilligan’s Island”. Internal Revenue Service employees were the actors in the
two parodies, so as you can imagine the acting was really bad.
#7 The
NIH has given
$1.5 million to Brigham and Women’s Hospital in Boston,
Massachusetts to study why “three-quarters” of lesbians in the United States are
overweight and why most gay males are not.
#8 The
NIH has also spent
$2.7 million to study why lesbians have more “vulnerability to
hazardous drinking”.
#9 The
U.S. government is giving sixteen F-16s and 200 Abrams tanks to the Muslim
Brotherhood in Egypt even though the new president of Egypt, Mohammed Morsi (a
member of the Muslim Brotherhood), constantly makes statements
such as the following…
“Dear brothers, we must not forget to nurse our children and grandchildren on
hatred towards those Zionists and Jews, and all those who support
them”
#10
During 2012, the salaries of Barack Obama’s three climate change advisers
combined came to a grand total of
more than $370,000.
#11
Overall, 139 different White House staffers were making
at least $100,000 during 2012, and there were 20 staffers that
made the maximum of
$172,200.
#12
Amazingly, U.S. taxpayers spend
more than 1.4 billion dollars a year on the
Obamas. Meanwhile, British taxpayers only spend about 58 million dollars on the
entire royal family.
#13
During 2012,
$25,000 of federal money was spent on a promotional tour for
the Alabama Watermelon Queen.
#14
The U.S. government spent
$505,000 “to promote specialty hair and beauty products for
cats and dogs” in 2012.
#15
NASA spends
close to a million dollars a year developing a menu of food
for a manned mission to Mars even though it is being projected that a manned
mission to Mars is still decades away.
#16
During 2012, the federal government spent
15 million dollars to help the Russians recruit nuclear
scientists.
#17
Over the past 15 years, a total of approximately
$5.25 million has been spent on hair care services for the
U.S. Senate.
#18
The U.S. government spent
27 million dollars to teach Moroccans how to design and make
pottery in 2012.
#19
At a time when we have an
epidemic
of unemployment in the United States, the U.S. Department of Education is
spending
$1.3 million to “reduce linguistic, academic, and employment
barriers for skilled and low-skilled immigrants and refugees, and to integrate
them into the U.S. workforce and professions.”
#20
The federal government still sends about
20 million dollars a year to the surviving family members of
veterans of World War I, even though World War I ended 94 years ago.
#21
The U.S. government is spending approximately
3.6 million dollars a year to support the lavish lifestyles of
former presidents such as George W. Bush and Bill Clinton.
#22
During fiscal 2012, the National Science Foundation gave researchers at Purdue
University
$350,000. They used part of that money to help fund a study
that discovered that if golfers imagine that a hole is bigger it will help them
with their putting.
#23
The U.S. government is giving
hundreds of millions of dollars to the Palestinian Authority
every single year.
#24
Federal agencies have purchased a total of
approximately 2 billion rounds of ammunition over the past
couple of years. It is claimed that all of this ammunition is needed for
“training purposes”.
#25
During 2012, the National Science Foundation spent $516,000 on the creation of a
video game called “Prom Week” which apparently simulates “
all the social interactions of the event.”
#26
If you can believe it,
$10,000 of U.S. taxpayer money was actually used to purchase
talking urinal cakes up in Michigan.
#27
When Joe Biden and his staff took a trip to London, the hotel bill cost U.S.
taxpayers
$459,388.65.
#28
Joe Biden and his staff also stopped in Paris for one night. The hotel bill for
that one night came to
$585,000.50.
#29
If you can believe it,
close to 15,000 retired federal employees are currently
collecting federal pensions for life worth at least $100,000 annually. That
list includes such names as Newt Gingrich, Bob Dole, Trent Lott, Dick Gephardt
and Dick Cheney.
#30
The U.S. Department of Agriculture has spent
$300,000 to encourage Americans to eat caviar.
#31
The National Institutes of Health recently gave
$666,905 to a group of researchers that is conducting a study
on the benefits of watching reruns on television.
#32
The National Science Foundation has given
1.2 million dollars to a team of “scientists” that is spending
part of that money on a study that is seeking to determine whether elderly
Americans would benefit from playing World of Warcraft or not.
#33
The National Institutes of Health recently gave
$548,731 to a team of researchers that concluded that those
that drink heavily in their thirties also tend to feel more immature.
#34
The National Science Foundation recently spent
$30,000 on a study to determine if “gaydar” actually exists.
This is the conclusion that the researchers reached at the end of the
study….
“Gaydar is indeed real and… its accuracy is driven by sensitivity to
individual facial features”
#35
In 2011, the National Institutes of Health spent
$592,527 on a study that sought to figure out once and for all
why chimpanzees throw poop.
#36
The National Institutes of Health has spent
more than 5 million dollars on a website called Sexpulse that
is targeted at “men who use the Internet to seek sex with men”. According
to Fox News, the website “includes pornographic images of
homosexual sex as well as naked and scantily clad men” and features “a Space
Invaders-style interactive game that uses a penis-shaped blaster to shoot down
gay epithets.”
#37
The General Services Administration spent
$822,751 on a “training conference” for 300 west coast
employees at the M Resort and Casino in Las Vegas. The following is how
the Washington Post described some of the wasteful expenses
that happened during this “conference”…
Among the “excessive, wasteful and in some cases impermissable” spending
the inspector general documented: $5,600 for three semi-private catered in-room
parties and $44 per person daily breakfasts; $75,000 for a “team-building”
exercise — the goal was to build a bicycle; $146,000 on catered food and drinks;
and $6,325 on commemorative coins in velvet boxes to reward all participants for
their work on stimulus projects. The $31,208 “networking” reception featured a
$19-per-person artisanal cheese display and $7,000 of sushi. At the conference’s
closing-night dinner, employees received “yearbooks” with their pictures, at a
cost of $8,130.
You can see some stunning pictures of GSA employees living the high life in
Las Vegas
right here.
#38
Do you remember when credit rating agency Egan Jones downgraded U.S. government
debt
from AA+ to AA? Well, someone in the federal government
apparently did not like that at all. According
to Zero Hedge, the SEC planned to file charges against Egan
Jones for “misstatements” on a regulatory application with the SEC.
Normally, the SEC does not go after anyone. After all, when is the last time
a major banker went to prison?
No, the truth is that the SEC is usually just a huge waste of taxpayer
money. According
to ABC News, one investigation found that 17 senior SEC
officials had been regularly viewing pornography while at work. While the
American people were paying their salaries, this is what senior SEC officials
were busy doing…
One senior attorney at SEC headquarters in Washington spent up to eight
hours a day accessing Internet porn, according to the report, which has yet to
be released. When he filled all the space on his government computer with
pornographic images, he downloaded more to CDs and DVDs that accumulated in
boxes in his offices.
An SEC accountant attempted to access porn websites 1,800 times in a
two-week period and had 600 pornographic images on her computer hard
drive.
Another SEC accountant used his SEC-issued computer to upload his own
sexually explicit videos onto porn websites he joined.
And another SEC accountant attempted to access porn sites 16,000 times in
a single month.
#39
According to InformationWeek, the federal government is spending “
millions of dollars” to train Asian call center workers.
#40
If you can believe it, the federal government has actually spent
$750,000 on a new soccer field for detainees held at
Guantanamo Bay.
#41
The U.S. Agency for International Development spent
10 million dollars to create a version of “Sesame Street” for
Pakistani television.
#42
The Obama administration has plans to spend between
16 and 20 million dollars to help students from Indonesia get
master’s degrees.
#43
The National Science Foundation spent
$198,000 on a University of California-Riverside study that
explored “motivations, expectations and goal pursuit in social media.” One of
the questions the study sought an answer to was the following: “Do unhappy
people spend more time on Twitter or Facebook?”
#44
In 2011,
$147,138 was given to the American Museum of Magic in
Marshall, Michigan. Their best magic trick is making U.S. taxpayer dollars
disappear.
#45
The federal government recently spent
$74,000 to help Michigan “increase awareness about the role
Michigan plays in the production of trees and poinsettias.”
#46
In 2011, the federal government gave
$550,000 toward the making of a documentary about how rock and
roll contributed to the fall of the Soviet Union.
#47
The National Institutes of Health has contributed
$55,382 toward a study of “hookah smoking habits” in the
country of Jordan.
#48
The federal government gave
$606,000 to researchers at Columbia University to study how
heterosexuals use the Internet to find love.
#49 A
total of
$133,277 was recently given to the International Center for
the History of Electronic Games for video game preservation. The International
Center for the History of Electronic Games says that it “collects, studies, and
interprets video games, other electronic games, and related materials and the
ways in which electronic games are changing how people play, learn, and connect
with each other, including across boundaries of culture and geography.”
#50
The federal government has given
approximately $3 million to researchers at the University of
California at Irvine to fund their "research" into video games such as World of
Warcraft.
#51
In 2011, the National Science Foundation gave one team of researchers
$149,990 to create a video game called “RapidGuppy” for cell
phones and other mobile devices.
#52
In 2011,
$936,818 was spent developing an online soap opera entitled
“Diary of a Single Mom”. The show “chronicles the lives and challenges of three
single mothers and their families trying to get ahead despite obstacles that all
single mothers face, such as childcare, healthcare, education, and
finances.”
#53
Last year, the federal government spent
$96,000 to buy iPads for kindergarten students in Maine.
#54
The U.S. Postal Service once spent
$13,500 for a single dinner at Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse.
#55
In 2011, the Air Force Academy completed work on an outdoor worship area for
pagans and Wiccans. The worship area consists of “a small Stonehenge-like
circle of boulders with [a] propane fire pit” and it cost
$51,474 to build. The worship area is “for the handful of
current or future cadets whose religions fall under the broad category of
‘Earth-based’, which includes Wiccans, druids and pagans.” At this point, that
only includes 3 current students at the Air Force Academy.
#56
The National Institutes of Health once gave researchers
$400,000 to study why gay men in Argentina engage in risky
sexual behavior when they are drunk.
#57
The National Institutes of Health once gave researchers
$442,340 to study the behavior of male prostitutes in
Vietnam.
#58
The National Institutes of Health once spent
$800,000 in “stimulus funds” to study the impact of a
“genital-washing program” on men in South Africa.
#59
The National Science Foundation recently spent
$200,000 on a study that examined how voters react when
politicians change their stances on climate change.
#60
The federal government recently spent
$484,000 to help build a Mellow Mushroom pizzeria in
Arlington, Texas.
#61
At this point, China is holding over a trillion dollars of U.S. government
debt. But that didn’t stop the United States from sending
17.8 million dollars in foreign aid to China in 2011.
#62
The U.S. Department of Agriculture gave the largest snack food maker in the
world (PepsiCo Inc.) a total of 1.3 million dollars in corporate welfare that
was used to help build "
a Greek yogurt factory in New York."
#63
The National Science Foundation recently gave a whopping
$697,177 to a New York City-based theater company to produce a
musical about climate change.
#64
The federal government once shelled out
$2.6 million to train Chinese prostitutes to drink
responsibly.
#65
The U.S. Department of Agriculture once handed researchers at the University of
New Hampshire
$700,000 to study methane gas emissions from dairy cows.
#66
The federal government has spent
$175,587 "to determine if cocaine makes Japanese quail engage
in sexually risky behavior".