Parisian Family Office, CEO. Started Wall Street, '82. Drexel Burnham alum. Founded Chippewa Partners, Native American Advisors, '95. Chippewa, raised on reservations. Conservative. NYSE/FINRA arb. Pureblood. Independent insight. Trading WON/CANSLIM methodology from PAMELOT, TN farm, GHOST RANCH, MT, on Yellowstone River, or CASA TULE', their winter camp in Los Cabos, Mexico. Always been, will always be, a relentless optimist with radical gratitude.
Friday, May 15, 2026
They will find a case, maybe a few, TRUST ME
There are no known cases of hantavirus in the United States as of this morning, garnering a sense of hope amid a global outbreak that has killed three people, sickened 10, and forced dozens into quarantine.
Imagine the push by the vaccine makers, healthcare workers and Big Pharma that all stand to gain financially in a big way!
Criminals aren't they?
SMELL-A has an easy choice
Spencer Pratt: I will clean up homeless encampments, address drug addicts, & prevent fires from burning down people's homes.
Karen Bass: I will spend your money on teeth for meth addicts.
Nithya Raman: I will ban grilling burgers in the backyard.
Nithya Raman: I will ban grilling burgers in the backyard.
Thursday, May 14, 2026
Ondas Holdings
Excellent outing today.
Been long this name a while.
https://www.deanparisian.com/2025/10/ondas-holdings.html
Want some cheap advice?
Lift weights.
Often.
If not often, alot.
Building muscle mass past 35 is a daily decision, not a weekly one.Tuesday, May 12, 2026
FACTS on Hantavirus
Hantavirus has infected 0.00000013% of the global population - 1 in 755,000,000.
Go ahead and inject that puss into you.
I wish you a cancer free life. Good luck!
Stephen D. Clark, M.D., Crossville, TN
Most of you know by now I have little good to say about the state of medicine (Big Pharma) and healthcare in America.
It's not healthcare.
It's greed care. Care for the almighty dollar.
Yet, in the arena of trained healthcare providers there are still a few around that give a dam.
This guy is good.
He cares.
If you live in, near, or close to Crossville, TN and need a Medical Doctor who actually will look you in the eye, (most don't, trust me on that) you might consider switching your healthcare delivery person to this guy.
But before you waste his time and yours maybe do a personal inventory of what you are doing to maintain good health. And then try doing it. I have never lived in a town as unhealthy as Crossville, TN.
Just go ahead and admit it. It must be the culture of not giving a dam about one's health. Either that or the populace thinks that personal healthcare is someone else's responsibility and not theirs.
So go ahead, ask yourself, do you:
Use nicotine?
Use drugs?
Exercise regularly?
Exercise at all?
Drink like a fish several times a week?
Eat crap food daily.
Eat crap food all the time?
Fast?
Drink water?
Control your weight?
Want to decipher if you are in good health or poor health?
Go look in a full length mirror. Naked.
The nudity will look back at you and tell you if you are unhealthy or healthy.
Then get an appointment with Dr. Stephen D. Clark.
A gentleman. A professional. Just a guy who cares.
Do business the old-fashioned way. Call his office.
Phone: 931-335-9919
You'll thank me later.
Monday, May 11, 2026
Liz Thomas, SOFI Strategist
Liz,
You have brought a great term to Wall Streets lexicon.
Congratulations.
"RELAXATION" will forever be attributed to you.
Yes, markets are in need of chilling out.
Well done.
Dean
Sunday, May 10, 2026
HANTAVIRUS
Experts warn that untreated Hantavirus may now progress into “Long Hanta™”
Symptoms include:
• Changing your pronouns every 6 hours
• Putting rotating non-US flags in every bio
• Demanding a booster for a disease nobody has
• Saying “trust the science” while ignoring actual science
• Developing sudden intolerance to sunlight, steak, and mitochondria
Fortunately, Pfizer is already developing a 14-dose vaccine subscription package with free virtue signaling tote bag and digital solidarity badge included.
With full masking, this will allow others to know your status for their safety and yours.
All B.S. aside, here is World Health Organization Director-General Tedros Adhanom: “We are facing a new and deadly virus.”
Saturday, May 09, 2026
Thursday, May 07, 2026
Name this liar.................
Occidental College records -- SEALED
Columbia College records -- SEALED
Columbia Thesis paper -- SEALED
Harvard College records -- SEALED
Selective Service Registration -- SEALED
Medical records -- SEALED
Illinois State Senate schedule -- SEALED
Law practice client list -- SEALED
Certified Copy of original Birth certificate -- SEALED
Signed Endorsed paper Certification of Live Birth -- SEALED
Baptism record -- SEALED
As Adam Corolla, the American comedian, radio personality, actor, author, and podcaster said, "It's sad that Obama turned into a piece of shit, but he's just a fucking hustler like everybody else. He's not done anything good in or out of office, except for agitate black people and to pretend to be some sort of statesman."
Lie after Lie after Lie
The ocean levels are rising. The border is secure. Polar bears are becoming extinct. Get your Covid shot and you won't transmit. Temperatures are rising. Winter snows are disappearing. North Pole ice is disappearing. Biden is sharp and physically fit.
It just doesn't end.
Serious Question
Will fitness still be a thing now that America can inject the weight off?
Asking for a fit friend.
GUTLESS MINNESOTA
To people who ask why there aren’t more arrests or what’s happening with the fraud in Minnesota.... Minnesota is protecting the fraudsters because they are IN ON the fraud.
Tuesday, May 05, 2026
MICRON
MU
What an absolute beast.
Never in my wildest dreams did I think I might make 1,000 points on this name.
Wow.
Congratulations to the longs who have held for years.
Get another VAX, Be Happy,
You'll never be a pure-blood.
You believed their shit.
You took the puss.
Listened to the TV, the experts, the Scott Gottliebs of the world.
Good luck!
Monday, May 04, 2026
RETIRED? Going traveling?
You saved your whole life and did things the right way.
Now you can finally start to travel after retirement.
And where can you travel to?
Europe is a rape-filled Islamic shithole.
All the great cities you wanted to visit look like Pakistan.
What a scam.
Who wants to see a bunch of Muslim inbreds?
Saturday, May 02, 2026
DAVID BYRNE
The magic wasn't the music, dance, and demeanor of David Byrne.
The million-dollar question was and will always be how he assembled Lynn Mabry, Ednah Holt, and Simi Stone on stage with him.
The million-dollar question was and will always be how he assembled Lynn Mabry, Ednah Holt, and Simi Stone on stage with him.
Talent on loan from God.
Down or Up? Up or Down?
Paul Tudor Jones says the stock market today has “so many similarities” to 2000 calling it “the easiest bear market” of his career.
GOOGL Cloud +63% YoY
Hard to take his bear argument seriously when some of the largest companies on the globe are putting up growth numbers like this:
GOOGL Cloud +63% YoY
MSFT Azure +40% YoY
META Ads +33% YoY
AMZN AWS +28% YoY
META Ads +33% YoY
AMZN AWS +28% YoY
FAUCI by May 11, 2026
The DOJ has until May 11th to prosecute Fauci before the statute of limitations runs out.
Is there anything more important for truth and justice in America in the next week than to initiate criminal proceedings and eventually prosecute his crimes against humanity?
CANSLIM is a Beautiful Thing............
Most Americans don't have a strategy for success in the stock market. They buy high, sell low, and take tips from people who they have no business taking tips from.
99.9% have no strategy.
I started perfecting my strategy in 1984.
Ballard Medical was my first big stock. BMED.
Remember it like yesterday. Thank you to Walter J. Shaw and Jon Bloomberg, two savvy pals!
And thank you Dale Ballard!
For me, it was a beautiful week.
Broad gains in small-caps led they way.
Six figure days and six figure weeks are always welcome.
Most of all, thank you Bill O'Neil for showing me the big house is within reach if you do the work.
And to Dave Utter for giving me the key to let me in..........
Friday, May 01, 2026
MONTANA FWP, Region 7, 1/4/2021
The older this letter gets, the more truth was in it..........
TO: Region 7 Commissioner William Lane
and other FWP Commission members
From: Dean Parisian, Montana Non-Resident land-owner, tax payer, 50-year
Montana hunter and trapper
I listened intently last evening, Jan. 4, 2021 to the online meeting at the
Region 7 HQ in Miles City conducted by FWP personnel. It was a good meeting,
all in attendance were respectful and courteous. Mr. Lane, in 1969 I started
work on the Garber Ranch outside of your hometown of Ismay and worked there for
four summers. My father was in Law Enforcement with the Bureau of Indian
Affairs and retired out of Crow Agency in 1985. We have never met but I know
you know well the Garber Land & Livestock property which has been a very
good ranch in the Block Management Program. Back then, coyotes were under
assault from strychnine “getters”, there were few eagles, elk were just getting
a good start in the Powder River country, we saw a bighorn ewe once in the
Powder River breaks and mule deer and antelope were far plentiful. Fast forward
to the good old days of 2022!
Here are my comments for the Commission:
As appointed public officials we all agree that your duty and responsibility is
to the resource first and then be accountable to the Montana hunting community
for your actions and votes. As a non-resident, we all know that non-Residents
pay the freight at FWP ,yet they have zero representation in Montana outside of
MOGA. Outside of big-game outfitters there aren’t that many things hated in
Montana as much as wealthy non-resident landowners. Non-resident landowners
control a large amount of land and those lands sustain a tremendous amount of
wildlife in the State of Montana, I’m one of those guys. We fawn approximately
80 to 100 whitetails, feed 150 deer year around and provide winter cover for at
times, 300 deer on my two mile stretch of the Yellowstone River. Listening to
the discussion last evening was eye-opening. The FWP, Big landowners, MOGA, the
MT Statutes, the Commission, everyone seems to have an agenda that for some
reason, well obvious reasons left here unsaid, don’t work entirely together. I
heard enough last night to weigh in. The social aspects, the science, the
politics, hard to swallow. Who is looking out for the resource? When I went to
work on Wall Street in 1982 I learned to follow the money. Some things never
change.
It was mentioned that every decade there is a survey done of the Montana
hunting community. The last time I believe they said was 2011 if memory serves.
Honestly, there is an absolute great opportunity to survey all Montana hunters,
both resident and non-resident when the post-season telephonic surveys are
completed. I would bet my saddle horse that most hunters would answer an
additional 5 to 8 questions honestly and openly when called. Those callers are
good, professional and respectful in my mind. I am one of those Montana hunters
that is concerned about the mule deer resource.
The Region 7 mule deer population is
extremely unstable, contrary to what the FWP biologists are saying, with all
due respect to Steve Atwood who I personally like, we just disagree on mule
deer being at “objective”. Look, they say they fly the Region every year and
take turns making observations. How can anyone make accurate predictions and
set rational seasons if you don’t have accurate data inputs? Elk are nomadic,
those elk move, how can you accurately assess population numbers on one
fly-over? Get these biologists in the air two or three times a year or pay
private contractors to get an accurate assessment of numbers. The deer numbers
in the Custer Forest are way, way down. Mule deer numbers north of I-94 are
way, way down. Ask any outfitter, any hunter, any FWP Warden. Todd Anderson,
FWP Captain is a great hunter and trapper, he will tell you what is going on if
you don’t believe me. Allowing residents to kill 7 mule deer does a year is
stunningly wrong. I buy mule deer doe tags (at non-resident prices) and throw
them away as do many of my friends. Do any of you study what other states are
doing with their mule deer herds? Does anyone at FWP study other states models?
Stop listening to hunters and cut the season back. Listening to hunters on
setting season dates is like listening to a drug addict tell you much they want
to quit after their next fix. If you can’t kill a deer in 4 weeks do you need 5
or 6? Shut down the season on November 15. Stop all those big breeding bucks
from getting killed during the rut. With the Montana population influx you will
eventually have to go to a lottery system sooner or later anyway. And for
heavens sake, if deer hunters in Region 1 or 2, have a 3 week season, I am sure
they will want to trot out to eastern Montana and put the Ford Sneak on a big
buck during the rut. Make the seasons across the board, protect the resource,
do the herds a favor. And one more simple request, make those Region 1 and 2
tags good for only that Region.
As for elk, there isn’t a need to run a “shoulder season” until February 15th.
Heavens, you shoot a cow elk in a herd of 140, they run for miles, getting away
from good feed and cover and that only does one thing, puts more stress on the
entire herd. There just isn’t a reason to drop a cow elk in February, walk up
and gut it out while the calf is already good size. If you can’t work with a
rancher between September and say January to get a cow elk killed you don’t
need an elk killed on Valentines Day. For grins, think about this, build a web
site, match up potential cow elk killers with ranchers. Let them know what the
access fee is going to be, provide a clearing house of sorts, it can’t be that
hard on a Region basis. I could probably build a clearing house page on
Facebook in the time it takes to drink a thermos of coffee. It’s just the
stress of running animals, deep snow, cold temperatures more fences coming
down, the Montana resource doesn’t need it, Montana ranchers don’t need it.
Regarding the whitetail DOE tags in Region 7, there should be no issue with
allowing (non-resident) hunters who are landowners to purchase two tags.
Enhancing revenue and helping landowners manage their property regardless of
the severity of EHD, CWD, coyotes, drought, etc. should be an easy decision for
the Commission. As a non-resident rancher and sustaining such a large number of
animals is so disappointing when family members are unable to draw A tags in
the lottery draw. There is no one looking out for the biggest revenue
generators to FWP and they probably want it that way. Guys like me, wealthy
non-resident landowners who do more to sustain the resource than anyone don’t
feel like letting locals on to hunt when the State of MT won’t allow family
members to draw tags.
While I am on the subject, as a life-long trapper of cats and canines across
many states over the years, it is difficult to justify why non-residents can’t
trap beaver, mink, muskrats, bobcats. Sure we can pound on fox and coyotes but
the lack of access to those animals may do some good and would allow
reciprocity for Montana trappers who trap out-of-state.
On my final note, running a pheasant season to February 1 is going to start a
beautiful caravan of die-hard pheasant hunters from Minnesota and North Dakota
come January. Probably not a single biological reason to not allow killing of
roosters all winter, the single greatest threat is of course hunters and dogs
beating winter cover to death and not allowing those birds to get tucked in
properly when bad weather hits. The local die-hard Montana bird hunters don’t
usually follow possession limits on pheasants anyway and will get their limit
daily no matter what. Enforcement doesn’t seem to stop them. My comment is to
leave the season alone the way it is. Give the birds a break
May 1, Go for Throttle Up
It's Friday, May Day, International Workers Day in Russia.
A mutant Russia will be celebrating their military might on May 9, 2026. Russia is holding a scaled-back Victory Day parade without military equipment (no tanks, missiles, or heavy vehicles) for the first time in nearly two decades, citing the "current operational situation" (widely linked to the Ukraine conflict and security concerns like drone threats). It will mainly feature marching troops, with possible aircraft flyovers.
If you aren't doing anything but reading this blog today, consider sitting back in your chair and watch this video. You probably haven't read a book in a year or two because you are too busy looking at your cell phone watching videos. You probably think reading is old fashioned!
If you are eyeing your cell phone and bored, looking and scrolling like you are bored silly, waiting for that tic toc dopamine hit to kick in, maybe even in a senseless stupor with the Friday blahs trying to decipher what to do this weekend if you haven't found purpose in life, take a break, ponder life, think, I know, it's dam hard for you to do. Think. Think about what Ben has to say.
You see, Ben will be dead very soon. He will die. Just like you and I.
Ben had a lot to say the other day.
Listen and learn, and maybe even think.
You'll thank me later, like you always do.
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