Friday, September 11, 2009

Native Top 10 .............

HERE ARE THE TOP 10 THINGS NATIVE AMERICAN PEOPLE SHOULD SAY TO WHITE FOLKS.

10. HOW MUCH WHITE ARE YOU?

09. I'M PART WHITE MYSELF, YOU KNOW.

08. I LEARNED ALL YOUR PEOPLE'S WAYS IN THE "BOY SCOUTS".

07. MY GREAT-GREAT-GRANDMOTHER WAS A FULL-BLOODED WHITE AMERICAN PRINCESS.

06. FUNNY, YOU DON'T LOOK WHITE.

05. WHERE'S YOUR POWDERED WIG AND KNICKERS?

04. DO YOU LIVE IN A COVERED WAGON?

03. WHAT'S THE MEANING BEHIND THE SQUARE DANCE?

02. WHAT'S YOUR FEELING ABOUT LAS VEGAS CASINOS? DO THEY REALLY HELP YOUR PEOPLE, OR ARE THEY JUST A SHORT-TERM FIX?

AND HERE IT IS............THE NUMBER ONE QUESTION NATIVE PEOPLE SHOULD ASK WHITE FOLKS.

01. HEY CAN I TAKE YOUR PICTURE?

COME ON NATIVES KEEP THIS GOING....SEND TO OTHER NATIVES AND NON-NATIVES FOR A GOOD LAUGH.

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