The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, andkwe all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had beenburned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he coulddamage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons,but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”The teacher sat down and cried.
Parisian Family Office CEO. Founder of CHIPPEWA PARTNERS, Native American Advisors, Inc., Registered Investment Advisor. White Earth Chippewa, educated conservative, raised on Indian reservations across Great Plains. Began Wall Street career in 1982. Always been, will always be, an optimist. Pureblood, clot-shot free. In a world on a dopamine binge, this is his take on life. Written at the Ghost Ranch in MT, Pamelot, their TN farm or winter home in San Jose del Cabo, Mexico.
Tuesday, October 16, 2018
Little Johnny is BAAAAACK.............kicking ass and taking names..............
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