Manages Parisian Family Office. Began Wall Street, 82. Founded investment firm, Native American Advisors. Member, White Earth Chippewa Tribe. Was NYSE/FINRA arb. Conservative. Raised on Native reservations. Pureblood, clot-shot free. In a world elevated on a tech-driven dopamine binge, he trades from Ghost Ranch on the Yellowstone River in MT, his TN farm, Pamelot or CASA TULE', his winter camp in Los Cabos, Mexico. Always been, and will always be, an optimist.

Monday, September 12, 2011

This is life in America today..........

POTUS-"I have a plan, to create jobs and get the economy back on track"

Average joe- "and that would be?"
POTUS- "450 billion dollars"
Average joe-"?"
POTUS- "and the best part's already paid for"
Average joe- " but the fed is already running a 1.3 trillion dollar deficit"
POTUS- "450 billion dollars and there will be jobs, good jobs for every American who wants one..."
Average joe- "but..."
POTUS- "450 billion dollars and there will be peas in every pot, solar panels on every roof..."
Average joe- " but the solar plant went bankrupt, the USPS is about to do the same, BoA is laying of 30,000 workers and NFP printed at zero..."

POTUS- "450 billion what we need to act now, Americans can't afford to wait...
Average Joe- " but Mr. POTUS where is the money going to come from?"
POTUS- "450 billion dollars...and it's already paid for, it's the right thing to do, right now"

Average Joe's head, out of irritation and frustration, simply explodes...

POTUS- " you see my plan to reduce unemployment is working already..."

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