DEANPARISIAN.COM : March humor.............

Sunday, March 04, 2018

March humor.............

“Wanna hear a joke?” asked Charlie, my 3rd grader. I nodded. “Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, and Donald Trump all get into a boat.” I smiled. “They row into the middle of the ocean.” Okay. “And it sinks.” Whoa, sounds awful. “So who survives?” asked my 8-year old. I shrugged, certain I hadn’t told a political joke until my mid-twenties. “America!” he howled, doing a little dance, shaking his booty. “Where’d you hear that one little man?” I asked, laughing, marveling at our ever-advancing children. “School.”

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Our founder, Dean Parisian, has traded in the markets for over 35 years but hasn't forgotten his roots growing up on reservations across remote parts of America.

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Growing up on a horse in the West, keep in mind this isn't my first rodeo. I have thick skin and know how to cowboy up. I don't have a need to value myself by what others have said about me. Never forget, truth is like poetry and most people hate poetry. My natural state is of an outsider and am good at sizing up Wall Street types, corporate brown-nosers, political hacks and bullshitters who permeate our rigged financial system.

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The farce of "full disclosure" is totally unnecessary. Substituting appearances for skepticism only makes sense if you concede the argument that opinion ought to be actionable and that appearances color facts. That is, that Dean Parisian telling you crude oil is cheap and going long or short seems to make sense, somehow makes him responsible, if you without taking the time to avail yourself of any other data, lose your ass on crude. It is that kind of thinking that makes people sue because, though they spent less time on their investments than planning a vacation or buying a wide screen TV, they didn't get the mythical, historical 10% market return on their portfolio.

Chippewa Partners has been around a long time and gears to educate the connection between skepticism and personal responsibility in matters financial. We have no intention of enabling the sort of thinking that facilitates the widespread fleecing of the country by ratings agencies, the Fed or lying CEO's. In other words, we have no intention of treating you like "dumb money". Skeptical market participants have no need of "full disclosure" disclosures that purport to purge an investment manager of some sort of original sin. In the first place, no disclosure is ever "full". Secondly, one does not suddenly acquire the literary prowess of Hemingway or the logical mastery of Aristotle simply by revealing that at some time in the last decade an employee may have bedded an underling of the CEO of the ABC Corporation or the administrative assistant at the XYZ Corporation.

We think talking about investing and investments is, in every case, a good thing and should be encouraged at every turn. Even idiots should talk about investments. It makes it much easier to identify and deal with them. I often have compared successful trading to getting pregnant. Everyone congratulates you on being pregnant and being successful and making money in the stock market. They never want to understand how long it took, methodology, position-sizing, handling losses and more importantly, how many times one got screwed first. There are a million ways to lose money in the market and I've experienced nearly every way. It's the best way to learn, but expensive training. Regulators aren't out to protect investors and algo's and bots will never hear you whine.

At Chippewa Partners you should always assume that at all times we are talking our book and that you should be in shock and awe of our positions, something akin to the unexpected, early-morning arrival of a cluster of BGM-109C Tomahawk missiles. If we happen to make an off-hand remark about New Zealand sheepherders it is because we are long New Zealand South Island Wool futures and Kiwi Brand condoms. If Dean Parisian mentions Joe Sixpack it is because he is trying to hype our American beer holdings so we can exit quickly. Basically, we are telling you about a position we believe in strongly enough to invest in with our own money. Real money, not option grants that cost CEO's zero dollars.

Critical readers of this blog should read posts with the blanket assumption that Dean Parisian is totally "conflicted". Phrased more logically, that Dean Parisian stands to benefit financially from being right! This turns the conversation to the content and away from Dean Parisian, his biography and the content of his portfolio holdings. The content is of course where the focus should be.

Readers should remember this analogy and keep in mind that you don't test the safety of a safe under ideal conditions and call it good. You test it with all the advantages to the burglar. And then you let the burglar cheat. If it remains closed, then and only then is it secure.

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Sunday, March 04, 2018

March humor.............

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