Thursday, June 17, 2010

Humor for America ......

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think "25 to life" would be appropriate. - Leno

America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. - Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. - Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. - Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! - Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. - Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. - Letterman

And the best of all:

Q: What's the real problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else
doesn't think they're jokes.

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