Parisian Family Office CEO. Founder of CHIPPEWA PARTNERS, Native American Advisors, Inc., Registered Investment Advisor. White Earth Chippewa, educated conservative, raised on Indian reservations across Great Plains. Began Wall Street career in 1982. Always been, will always be, an optimist. Pureblood, clot-shot free. In a world on a dopamine binge, this is his take on life. Written at the Ghost Ranch in MT, Pamelot, their TN farm or winter home in San Jose del Cabo, Mexico.

Sunday, July 09, 2017

Just too dam good not to share on July 9

Dear Sir,

I have a very complicated benefits question.
 
Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18 year-old daughter.
 
After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he fell in love with my stepdaughter.
 
My father eventually married her without my authorization.
 
As a result my stepdaughter became my step mother and my father became my son in law.
 
My father's wife (also my step daughter) and my stepmother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step daughter's mother.
 
This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father.
 
As you can see, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife.
 
Therefore it appears that I am also my wife's grandchild.
 
A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the stepson of my father's wife, and my uncle.
 
My son is also my stepmother’s brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.
 
In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following:
 
Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law and my step mother's brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?
 
Sincerely yours,
 
Mohammed Abu Laden Habib
 
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THE RESPONSE:
 
Dear Mohammed,

Of course, you qualify! I have arranged to start mailing the checks to all of you just as soon as you arrive here in California.
 
Yours faithfully,
 
Governor Jerry Brown

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