Friday, February 19, 2010

Tiger Woods

Q: What do Tiger Woods & baby seals have in common?

A: They both get clubbed by the Swedes…

Clearly, Tiger was spending too much time working his pecker rather than practicing with his wood. The guy is the best golfer the world has ever seen. No problem there but this sex rehab thing stinks of a PR campaign – go to rehab so you can pretend something has changed and seek redemption. His canned press conference was a joke. Where was the Swedish wife? He is a philanderer – something men have been doing for ages. It is in their genes. It is not a ‘condition’ requiring ‘treatment’.

Tiger Woods, what did you do to me? He is either good with his wife and kids or he is not. The rest of us are irrelevant. I suppose he could apologize to us for letting us down by under-performing his public image, but in turn we should all apologize for feeding like emotional vultures on his family’s personal problems. Besides, he has taken a $100 million a year hit for the damage he did to his own image. I am willing to call things square between us.

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