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Parisian Family Office, CEO. Started Wall Street, '82. Drexel Burnham alum. Founded Chippewa Partners, Native American Advisors, '95. Chippewa, raised on reservations. Conservative. NYSE/FINRA arb. Pureblood. Independent insight. Trading WON/CANSLIM methodology from PAMELOT, TN farm, GHOST RANCH, MT, on Yellowstone River, or CASA TULE', their winter camp in Los Cabos, Mexico. Always been, will always be, a relentless optimist with radical gratitude.
Friday, April 10, 2026
Los Cabos Predator Prey
The pelicans of Los Cabos had a great week.
Schools of prey fish species moved close to the shoreline with the strong surf this week and made for awful easy pickings by these brown pelicans. Their ability to catch a fish on about every dive was amazing.
Just Imagine the Brutality of this Scenario
This will put a damper on colleges and universities.
The liberal bastions of free money won't understand it.
They can't fathom their "product" being obsoleted.
Read this and weep. Coming at you faster than the speed of life.
Kid graduated with a 3.9 GPA in CS and $167k in debt three weeks ago
Been rejected from 623 entry-level positions Not ghosted. Actively rejected. With feedback.
"Position filled by AI automation."
"Role eliminated during digital transformation."
"Headcount frozen pending workflow optimization." His algorithms professor said he was top 5% of his cohort His data structures final project got him a recommendation letter from the department head None of it matters because every company posting "entry-level software engineer" actually wants someone with 4+ years of AI prompt engineering experience
The brutal part: he keeps getting auto-rejected by ATS systems built by the same companies that won't hire him
His parents refinanced their house for his senior year tuition
Last week he started learning how to drive for Uber
The American dream just got automated out of existence and nobody in Congress gives a shit about $167k in debt that can't be discharged in bankruptcy
His Stanford CS degree is now worth less than a CDL license
------TechLayoffLover on X
Thursday, April 09, 2026
Al Gordon, Kidder Peabody & Co. Inc.
I started my Wall Street training at the venerable white-shoe firm of Kidder, Peabody, Inc. in 1982.
Al Gordon, the Wall Street maverick who left Goldman Sachs to buy Kidder and move it to New York City was a distinguished lecturer in our training class in 1983. He was a Republican, a learner, a runner, frugal, and was an optimist. Just make the calls he told us.
He lived to age 107. Started running marathons in his 80's.
A legend. Infectious smile, unassuming, slight build, he just never quit.
Wednesday, April 08, 2026
NFL Statistics from GROK
The USA Today NFL arrests database (the most comprehensive public tracker, covering arrests, charges, and citations for offenses more serious than routine traffic violations) shows roughly 1,100–1,107 incidents involving NFL players since 2000 as of early 2026.
- From 2000–2014: About 574 unique players were arrested out of ~8,454 who played in the NFL during that span (around 6.8%), with 769 total incidents (131 players arrested more than once).
- Broader estimates since 2000 often cite 650–800+ unique players arrested across ~850–1,100 incidents, depending on the exact cutoff and whether repeats are double-counted.
Perspective
If you live where you can see stars here is something to ponder.
The moon is only about 238,855 miles from Earth.
The nearest star is 4.24 light years away.


