Best Divorce Letter Ever !!!!!!!

Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called  today to tell me that you quit your job and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!


Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you and I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping...too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers:  I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them and I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you and felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job and bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica.  When I got home you were gone.  Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.

Scott Hervey and TMZ

Way back on 2-23-2009 at 11:40 a.m. I took a call from a guy who purported himself to be a certain Mitchell Johnson from TMZ.    The number that he called me  from according my caller ID was  310-425-2352.

Mr. Johnson asked me if I would tell him about a reality show I had been involved with and I said, "NO, but I would be glad to tell you about the deer in Texas".

That number actually belongs to the show's producer Scott Hervey.  Apparently he tried to call me and suggest he was with TMZ trying to see if I was going to "talk" about the show prior to it being shown on TV.

If you don't believe me, just call that number and see who answers it.    

Merrill Lynch, Bank of America

I bet those old blue-haired clients of Merrill are having a rough morning trying to digest that $5 a month at B of A for having a debit card!

Leave it to a taxpayer saved entity to just out and out gouge the public.

Those clients of Merrill Lynch, if they only knew, would be racing out the door if they were bright enough to figure out all the hidden fees they pay to their salesmen.  The American investing public.  P.T. Barnum's famous quote in 2011 rings as true as ever!
  

Mutual Funds

When shareholders pick up the telephone and call mutual funds they should realize they are getting some serious crapola in their ear.  The inside marketing boys and girls are given their poop sheets to lay out in very vague and uncertain terms the reasons the funds are performing like Obama in his 3rd year.

I have been around mutual funds for 30 years.  Owning them, selling them, buying them and talking to the many bullshit artists who pump them.  It's amazing the public isn't smarter about them.  The con continues.

Come to think of it, it is the public after all.    

The U.S. Treasury would pay you.........

1.97%  for 10 years
3.08% for 30 years

There's way too many saddlebags on these donkeys to get their act together.

There is no growth.  There is no employment change.  Housing is stuck.

Let them fail.  Let them fail if they deserve to fail.  Stop the madness.

Georgia Tech Football.....

They won, that is all about one can say.  I like the grit in the offensive line.  I like the athletic ability.  I loved watching Christian Scholz on the Jumbo Tron!  Christian you are made for TV pal.  I loved how the stadium was near-empty at noon kick-off.  Studying late Georgia Tech or just a late night?  I wish Marty Alcala would have been able to see some real action and make Milton High School proud.  You have to admire walk-ons on D-1 teams.   I loved the band.  I hate the offense, I just do.  The play of the two safety's, especially one of them was sheer atrocious.  Surely there is somebody on the sideline who wants to play with grit and make some plays. The kicking game was lame.  I bet Paul Johnson is watching film this morning knowing full well that he needs to ramp it up and get these guys to stop making stupid mistakes to win.  I loved the fire in the North Carolina fan base and their coaches.  NC has some team speed!   I hated to watch one of the Tech receivers drop a sure TD and then come up lame.   That was a made-for Hollywood episode of little equal.  There wasn't a fan in the stands who saw that crapola.    

Just a great day for Tech fans, alumni, students and coaches.  The team has alot of work ahead of them. 

Alot.

BEAST........

On a rainy night in Georgia he had a couple of interceptions, caught a TD pass, made some tackles, caught about 75 yards of passes, stripped a guy for a fumble and finished it off with a hug from a friend.

Mom, Dad and Grandparents enjoyed the game. 

Operation Twist

Trading desks at the major banks and investment houses will reap record bonus's.  Main street business still getting bent over.   Nothing to increase demand for American made goods and services.  Nothing to increase demand for labor.  Lower rates will do nothing for real estate demand.  Nothing new here, move along.

There is a bigger shake-out coming.